Its me! Mojo!

I just wanted to let all of my fans know that I'm still alive and kickin'!

Life has been very chill lately, lots of lounging around and snuggling with my mom.
(and beating up on my sister, but don't tell anyone!)

Yesterday we got a special treat of a chicken dinner. It was good, but it gave me smelly poop.



That's all, I hope all of my friends are doing well!!


Love,
Mojo

Mom let me go outside tonight.
She thought I was just going to roll on the ground and purr, but I fooled her!! I was set to run away!

The only problem was that there was water falling from the sky. Kind of like a shower, which I don't mind so I went for it anyway!

I ran out down the sidewalk, and the water never went away, so I ran through the yard, and the water still followed me! I leapt through the rocks and ran to the door - screw running away!!


Mom laughed at me, but that won't stop me. I WILL run away again someday!!!!



Love,
Mojo

Happy Birthday to my little sister Roxy.
The Roxinator.
Roxy Peanut Head.
Noodle.

Don't tell Mom, but Roxy whooped it up last night while Mom was sleeping. I think she knows though, because Roxy was a dumbass and barfed all over the carpet.

Maybe now that she's older she'll learn not to do those things.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROXY!!


Love,
Mojo

Hi there!

The other day, I barfed in my sister's food bowl.

Haha.

Love,
Mojo

Hi Everyone!

My mom has been such a spoil sport lately!
As you may know, I LOVE going out into the garage every morning to roll in the dirt and sit on the roof of the car. The problem is, I never get enough time in there!

So, this week I decided that instead of going inside when told, I'd hide under the car where Mom couldn't reach me. It's not as fun as sitting ON the car, but there's plenty of dirt to roll in under there.

A couple times she managed to trick me by shaking the treat can to get me to come inside. I love my treats! Thursday though, I was NOT going to fall for it again.

I held my ground until my mom opened the garage door. She thought she could entice me out from under the car by giving me an escape route but then catching me before I could get away.

Joke's on you Mom! I ran as fast as my little legs would carry me, past mom and down the driveway. I made it 2 houses away until Mom caught up with me. I thought I as a goner! Until....

I spotted the neighbors car in the driveway! I quickly scurried under it - laughing at how the tables had turned! Mwa-ha-ha-ha.


But wouldn't you know it...my damn tail. I've told my tail a thousand times "stick next to me or you'll get us in trouble!" Do you think Tail ever listens? Of course not. So Tail was just lolly gagging around, hanging out from under the car and Mom caught it! I dug my nails into the ground as she tried to pull me out, but it was hopeless....I was caught!!!


I am not discouraged though, and will keep on the look out for a way to escape. Though....I'm not sure where I'll go once I do...



Love,
Mojo

Did everyone miss me?

I haven't updated in forever. My mom told me I probably should though...I don't want my adoring fans thinking I dropped off the planet (then they wouldn't send me toys 'n stuff).


Life has been good. Roxy and I are still getting along. Sometimes we'll even just lay and cuddle with each other. Today she planned a surprise attack on me, but I got her back.

Oh, and sometimes she REALLY stinks up the litterboxes but....aren't we all guilty of that sometimes?


My mom loves when I give her post-shower hug every morning. Sometimes we also dance and kiss (mom's a horrible dancer though!)

My new favorite thing is to sit on mom's lap while she dries her hair. I like when she brushes and blows my fur - it really accentuates my sexy bod.


One VERY horrible thing has happened though. Mom can't hang my birdfeeder outside anymore! I still sit in the window hoping I'll see some big fat, delicious looking birds but they just don't come around anymore!


I think that's all I've got to say for now. I hope everyone's doing well!!!



Love,
Mojo

I know it's a bit early for this (Hi by the way!) but I really want Santa to notice that I've been a VERY good boy this year and that he maybe should leave me an empty stocking like he did last year.

Anyway, I've picked out a few things I would REALLY REALLY like.




I think this would be very nice. And would get mom to get her butt out and walk! Since Roxy is so small I think she could fit in there with me - but she doesn't like going outside so maybe she wouldn't want to go anyway.

And this:




So I can go outside and mom doesn't have to worry about me running away. It definately has to have the hammocks though - that'd be so nice!!

And this is really a present for mom. Maybe Santa can bring her one.
http://www.drsfostersmith.com/product/prod_display.cfm?pcatid=3159&ref=3636&subref=AB&N=2002+62745

That way she can cut Roxy's nails with out it being a big traumatic experience (for everyone!)


Thanks Santa!


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I hope everyone else is doing good. I'm getting snuggly now that it's getting cold out. Mom had to give my ears lots of kisses this morning to get them warm.



Love,
Mojo

I am selling my sister.
No no, there's nothing wrong with her, I just don't want her here anymore.
And I don't think Mom does either.

Her name is Roxy, she's about 6 months old and loves to play!
She's very cuddly and likes to have her belly rubbed. (So I hear). She gets along with other cats, but is a bit skittish at first. She doesn't eat much so she won't be very expensive to buy food for. Her favorite toy is a feather wand and as long as she has that she's happy.

Mom says who ever wants her can just have her, and she'll throw in a litterbox too!


I can't wait until she's gone!!!!
(though I probably will miss her a bit)

Wow! I have updated in a really long time. I don't have much time now with Roxy around - I have to keep my eye out for her all the time.
She's gotten big enough to jump up on the bathroom counter - you know what that means? No more lounging in the sink singing "na-na-boo-boo" to her. Darn!

Let's see....how about some highlights from the past bit:

- I've tried running away a couple of times. Each time I get a little bit further down the block before Mom catches me. Last week she had to chase me in her underwear shorts!! Haha!

- Last weekend we got to have roast beef and caviar for breakfast. For real! The roast beef was excellent, but the caviar was only so-so.

- Mom bought me new food this week too! I LOVE it! I Like it so much that I don't even have to eat Roxy's anymore!! (Hopefully I'll loose a couple of pounds too!)

- Chasing crickets in the garage is my new favorite hobby. It's way more fun than unrolling toilet paper or splashing in the toilet.


Hmm. I think that's it. Oh, I have heard a little rumor that Roxy has a boyfriend?? I think his name is Bogey. I'm not too worried though, because it's a long distance thing.

Toodles for now!
Love,
Mojo

Man, this had been a HOT summer.
Mom has the air on, but I still get hot with this thick, beautiful coat that I have. Mom threatened to shave me once, but I'm afraid my hair wouldn't grow back right. (plus I wouldn't be able to hide my poochy stomach!)

So, instead I lay around on my belly. It helps to put my legs behind me so I can get everything flat on the floor. Feels great!

As if it weren't hot enough already though, Mom made me wear a shirt!


I do have to say though, I think I look like one Sexy Mo-Fo (or Mojo, haha). I kind of look like James Dean if you ask me (the photo does NOT do my sexy ass justice!)


Mom also snapped a picture of me and Roxy together. I know it looks like I like her, but I swear right after it was taken I bit her.


And she's totally not as big as she looks in the picture. She's such a skinny, wussy pussy. She's afraid of everything!


I had better go lick my butt and take a nap now.

Love,
Mojo

I tried to run away on Saturday night. I don't know why, but I just wanted to RUN!!!

Mom opened the door to go get the mail and I ran out. Usually I like to roll in the dirt a bit, or sniff the grass, but this time I just ran and ran....down the side walk, I hopped into the street for a bit, then back down the side walk.

Mom was chasing after me and I'd slow down a bit to tease her, but she eventually grabbed my tail and brought me home. Bummer.


Last night as I was laying down to go to bed, I smelled something. Someone PEED on the bed. I swear it wasn't me....I think it was Roxy, she's a bad little girl. Mom cleaned it up and then we had to sleep on a blanket that wasn't very fluffy :(

To make up for it, Mom locked Roxy out of the bathroom this morning so just the two of us got to take a shower together. I wanted it to REALLY feel like the "good ole days" so I unrolled the roll of toilet paper. Man it felt good! It's been such a long time since I've done that.

I hope it rains tonight so mom can come home at a normal time.


Love,
Mojo

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to Mojo
Happy birthday to me.

I'm a year old today! Man, I feel like an old man.....especially with that new young thang around.

As I'm sure you've heard, I have a new little sister. He name's Roxy and she's a total spaz. I mean, I know I was a handful when I was young, but she's just out of control! She didn't have a mom for very long, so she really looks up to me to take care of her. She follows me everywhere and loves to do whatever I'm doing.

BUT, she has stolen my bed and all my toys. I get her back though by eating all of her food- and mine! I've gained a little bit of weight - I'm up to 14lbs now, but she is still the skinny little shit she came here as. Maybe if she doesn't get any bigger mom will trade her in for someone more like Uncle Stinky (who by the wy is at the Dr. today! I hope he's ok and they don't do to him what they did to me!)

What else? Hmm. I've been spending lots of time out in the garage even though it's been HOT. I love to roll in the dirt on the floor and chase crickets and moths. Sometimes I eat the crickets - they're crunchy.

I think that's all I have to say right now. If you want to send me presents, feel free. I'm especially in need of a new feather wand and some catnip mice....and a Harley.

Love,
Mojo

So far, I like summer.
There are always lots of birds at my birdfeeder. The other day though, there was a HUGE black bird there. He was too big to sit on the feeder so he was on the ground. He kept scaring all the pretty small birds away though so I wanted to go out and kick his little bird butt!

I also had my first taste of a juicy nectarine today. It was SO yummy. I liked it enough to get my paws dirty by holding onto it. Mom only have me a bit by the pit so it was hard to bite off, but I managed! (I'm good at biting you know)

Mom's got two more on the counter and I bet if she's not careful I might eat them!!

It's also been very warm out lately. Mom won't let me stay out in the garage very long, and all the windows are closed so I'm feeling a bit cooped up. Hopefully she'll open the windows soon - I love that fresh air!!


Love,
Mojo

I love my mom, she brought me a new feather toys - with bells! They're so fun.

I made some new friends tonight. While mom was gone I was sitting in the window and a little girl and her mom stopped by to talk to me. They were very nice and said I was really friendly and talkative. Mom should learn to keep her house clean though because I always have lots of visitors that stop over to see me.

Mom also said that she saw Uncle Stinky today and that he was being a big baby again. Too bad I wasn't there to beat him into a real man.

Mom's gonna turn on the fan over the bed now so I'm going to go lay and cool down!!


Love,
Mojo

I forgot about this! I really need to stop getting into things I shouldn't be "getting into". Haha.
And if I do, I should make sure mom isn't near by with a camera. She was too busy taking pictures to help me!!



Hopefully I'll learn my lesson someday.


Love,
Mojo

Mom said I had some fans out there in the internet world that wanted to see pictures of me.
She took one for Sheena, but accidentally erased it (wasn't my fault this time!)

Aren't I cute??


I was sitting in the window watching the birds and smelling all the fresh air. It's getting very nice out but mom still won't let me go outside. I keep telling her I PROMISE I won't run away, but.....she must know I'm bluffing.

Last week I got to stay at Uncle Stinky's house. It was fun except mom dragged me out of bed in the middle of the night to go there. That was weird, but I slept most of the way in the car. Mom always embarrases me by hugging and kissing me in front of Uncle Stinky - doesn't she know I have a reputation to uphold??

This week we had some visitors to the house. There was a nice man that came and put some junk on the walls. I tried to give him kisses but mom wouldn't let me. Then she made me sit in her room all alone. That wasn't very nice of her. I still like her anyway though.


I think that's all I have to share. Maybe I'll get mom to take some more pictures of me. Maybe if my fans are lucky I'll send them autographed photos of myself. They'll probably be worth millions someday!


Love,
Mojo

I got trapped this morning :(
I was just playing and suddenly I had a big piece of cardboard stuck on my head!
I had to drag it all the way upstairs into my mom's room and wait for her to wake up. Thank goodness she did!
She laughed at me a lot though and didn't take it off right away.

Instead she snapped pictures first.







I'm free now though. And hopefully I've learned my lesson!


Love,
Mojo

Mom says I'm doing pretty good with the potty training. I've been going in the bowl exclusively now. Yay!
Yesterday when she cleaned out the bowl, she only put a little bit of litter back in though, I'm not sure I'm going to like that very much.
As long as she lets me take things slowly it'll be ok.

Here's a picture mom took of me. I'm so embarrased that she caught me in the act though!!




Wish me luck for this week!!

Love,
Mojo

I've gone to the bathroom in my bowl three times already. All #1s.
The bowl is a bit too big so it makes the seat sit up all wonky, but it's kind of fun to pee like my mom does.
I haven't tried pooping in it yet, but maybe I will tomorrow.

I'm not sure what my mom is planning though. She knows I like to play in the water. How am I supposed to play in water that I've pooped in? Maybe I'll have to learn how to do that wooshing thing with the handle.

I'll let you know soon if I build up enough courage to attempt to poop. Because the seat is weird it might be hard to balance on. Maybe my mom will take pictures too!

Love,
Mojo

It's been a while. I'm getting older and I'm not as energetic as I used to be.

A couple weeks ago I stayed with Uncle Stinky for a WHOLE week!! It really wore me out, but I had a lot of fun. Uncle Chris was fun too, he wrestled with me and let me cuddle with him at night.

Yesterday while my mom was cleaning she found my secret hiding spot!!



Which was actually an ok thing, because I didn't know that once I hid stuff under the stove I wouldn't be able to get them back!! Thankfully my mom's nice and just kept buying me new mice.

Look at all the stuff I have to play with now!!!



I'll try to remember not to hide stuff there anymore. Maybe under the couch is a better idea......

My mom also bought me a birdfeeder so I could watch the birds during the day. We haven't seen any yet though :( Hopefully soon they'll get hungry enough to visit. Maybe I'll have to hide better so they can't see me!

Nap time!!


Love,
Mojo